To raise your kiwi, you must first wash it in water at the precise temperature of sixty degrees.
Next name your kiwi after a famous dog, such as clifford or air bud. Treat your kiwi as if it
were your newborn child. Whole foods may cause choking for your kiwi. Before going to bed you
must rock your kiwi for at least 40 minutes while singing. You must kiwi from mosquito bites and
sun burns. If your sweet little juicy kiwi dies, well then you should just kill yourself before someone
else does. If your stressed just play sudoku.
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